Unbeknownst to the children, Caesar puts them to work on ridiculously long and complex mathematical equations well beyond their grade level, crowd-sourcing their efforts in his class to solve the ultimate equation - how to take over the universe. Originally a program built by Evil Incorporated's Research and Development division to predict socioeconomic trends; the tower in which the program was housed was the victim of a freak accident involving a warm beverage and the program gained sentience. Consequently, Caesar is addicted to coffee despite having no need or means for drinking. Serves as the school's IT guy; conveniently, he is also the server. In his down time, Caesar serves as the town's electrician as well as the owner/operator of an electronics supply and repair store, 'Colosseum Computers' ("Rome wasn't built in a day - but your computer can be!").